Everything Has a Gender

This is from an email my friend shared with me I laughed myself silly, and want to share it with you but instead of forwarding it to your mail box I thought Iwould just post it.

• You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
• Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
• Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
• A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
• A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
• Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
• A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
• A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
• An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
• A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
  but it's handy to have around.
• A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!